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Blue Q Get Ready To Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

Actually, next time, just bring the ones with the elastic waist.

$15.00

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Blue Q I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt

But not before a little sweet talk.

$15.00

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Blue Q I Heart My Penis Gum

Cheap & Chewy.

$1.99

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Blue Q Damn Dude Lavatory Mist

Are you feeling ok?

$12.99

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Blue Q The Dog Will Get It Dishtowel

I don't have a dog, but if I got a dog

$13.99

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Blue Q Let That Sh*t Go Gum

Cheap & Chewy.

$1.99

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Blue Q Congrats- My Kitchen is a Shithole Dishtowel

I know I said I'd clean up, but this is going TOO FAR.

$12.00

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Blue Q My Way or Fast Food Off the Highway Dishtowel

I mean, depending on the day, fast food might be a decent alternative.

$12.99

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Blue Q Gossip Gum

It's not MY fault people are ridiculous, incompetent, and generally sucky.

$1.99

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Blue Q Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

When a card is quiiiittteee enough

$1.99

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Blue Q Best Buds Gum

Cheap & Chewy.

$1.99

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Blue Q I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt

Maybe it's a warning, maybe it's a statement of fact.

$16.99

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