The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Freddie Mercury
This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions!
$18.95
Kikkerland
Kikkerland Magic Soap
After preparing garlic or onions for a meal, even dish soap can't remove the smell from your hands. Simply scrub and wash your hands with this steel ball in cold water for about 30 seconds and neutralize the smell.
$14.00
Blue Q
Blue Q My Way or Fast Food Off the Highway Dishtowel
I mean, depending on the day, fast food might be a decent alternative.
$12.99