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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Foam Sweet Foam Soap Freud's Wash
Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands cleaner than your conscience.
$4.50
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Billie Holiday
Show your devotion to St. Billie, the patron saint of torch singers, with this beautiful votive.
$18.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle Freddie Mercury
This beautiful votive will show your devotion to St. Freddie, exemplar of rhapsody, bravura, and champions!
$18.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Secular Saint Candle John Lennon
Show your devotion to John Lennon, the patron saint of peace, chance, and missed reunions, with this colorful votive!
$18.95
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Foam Sweet Foam Soap Palmistry
Can you read palms? Not if they're dirty!
$4.50